Here Pick up lines

The best Here pick up lines

When u first walked in here i said mashallah

And ever since i am saying inshallah
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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Archeologist at a bar: You sure youโ€™re old enough to be in here?

Guess Iโ€™ll have to date you to find out ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vote4Hitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Do you live in moors here's a letter

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/frisguy1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

**Shows rear camera on phone**
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SATorACT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Sorry I didnโ€™t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,Iโ€™m right here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Here is one I came up with

Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lacaBoss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Here is a list of things why you are my sun:

1. You are so hot 2. I get blinded when I look your way 3. I can't seem to leave your orbit.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlyDreamersNightmare
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesnโ€™t have my number!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Here's my Wi-Fi password.

You're gonna need it when you stay over later ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lehvy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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What is a Goddess doing down here?

Nevermind, Wanna make a Demigod?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VergilArcanis
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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Winter is here, Can I have your Glove?

But "G" is silent..๐Ÿ˜ˆ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/805karansaini
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fryan4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I thought smoking here is not allowed

Cuz you are smoking hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blackbird_on_weed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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It's freezing out here. Can I get your glove?

But the g is silent
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rapiseg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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Hey do you come here often?

Because I see you here a lot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Xshadowwolf34X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Here you need to wear a mask...

cuz that smile is way too contagious ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vishan_1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OBH_Raze
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

Cause youโ€™re looking nice ๐Ÿ˜ณ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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What do tinder matches and 2021 have in common?

Didnโ€™t expect to make it this far, but here we are
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anxilhiromi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31
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So now that I am here ...

What are your other 2 wishes ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/advancedintrovert
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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๐Ÿ• Hey Jimmy get back here!

Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gungratulations
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/the_legend_x
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gaming_Engineer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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My first time over here

Hey girl you should stop watching love tarot for singles, and start watching love tarot for us.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bhavya074
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Well, now that you're here...

... I should come up with other two wishes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alpha-Sully
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Burritoismybunny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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My โ€œhere and nowโ€ is with you

Thatโ€™s exactly how I want my โ€œforever and alwaysโ€ to be, too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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Hope this hasn't been posted on here yet

Knock knock Who's there? Baby Yoda Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iammaxGROOT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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Everyone out here catching the Coronavirus.

While Iโ€™m here catching feelings for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ilovearm29
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16
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โ€œHey Girl come hereโ€ *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

โ€œI just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captn_Cracker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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This is a bad one, but, here goes.

You can't spell menu without u n' me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gradymegalania
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omarkrimlyreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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โ€œhey i see you wear a thrasher hoodie, how about you come over here and thrash this pussyโ€

drops mic
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/emmacaulfield01
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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I didn't think I'd find a walrus in here...

But baby you'd walrus be mine.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 10
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For students: im new here so...

Do you know were I can get access to your student body
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kids_tabl3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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Is there a network here ?

โ€cuz I feel strong connection
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tasgh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers

It's so cold here and I forgot my mufflers so can I use your thighs instead ?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dark_knight59222
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Everyoneโ€™s out here catching Coronavirus but here I am catching feelings for you

I got this from a meme
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustAPersonOwO
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

I'll bring the wood
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07
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Do you have any [insert nationality of yours here] in you?

No? Would you like some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/An4kin_S4ndwalker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just canโ€™t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what weโ€™ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause youโ€™ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Yearโ€™s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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(hand unsuspecting victim a piece of paper)

On the note "ticket" Say. "Here's a one ticket to pound town, where I'm the mayor"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/holyydiver32
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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I may not be the best looking guy around here

But im the only one talking to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/helloworld23312
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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*My friend reading my shirt*: I'm just here for the food

Me: Yeah and right now you look like a snack
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kortbug2000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and E very tender moment of time spent T ogether will be punctuated by S oft whispers of want and need. F ruit of our passion U niting us together, our C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your K ing and you as my queen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OkeyDokeyLuigi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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It was maybe already here but well..

Did you drop something Hopefully your standards
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ryu_4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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