Post Pick up lines

The best Post pick up lines

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Jess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Are you a Canvas Discussion Post?

Because I think you are really cool and interesting
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattswady
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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You remind me of my pinky toe

Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house >>Check back tomorrow for r/pickuplines’ daily repost post. The same shit, different day!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DailyRepostPost
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

β€’Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future β€’Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS β€’Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50centscumjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Leo_V82
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

Cause you’re looking nice 😳
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Are you post World War One?

Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeetboy2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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'ey girl you on reddit?

'Cause I wanna post you over and over again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vahnish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glitch65434568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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People saying β€œnice” on every post??

What is it with everyone replying β€œnice”? It’s on every post and it’s kinda cringe. Why does everyone do that?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dan_t17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EnderbroSonny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Life is like the word 'color'

It's better with u in it (Sorry if its bad) Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brahmatron96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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if the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobesztobesz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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I think I'm addicted to porn..

Can we fuck and see if I post this one too?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crumbs2k12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Hope this hasn't been posted on here yet

Knock knock Who's there? Baby Yoda Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iammaxGROOT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever. Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now. I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/accidental_escapist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings (First post here :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prehistoric_Walnut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work. P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her β€œWhat do you and crushed sand have in common?” β€œYou’re both fine as FUCK” πŸ˜πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DVCatfishCowboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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This sub has gone somewhat bad

The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shrek_meme_love
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Probably been posted/said before but who cares.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten i see.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlckCndy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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First Post. I don’t know.

You looking for a STUD. Cause I have the STD and all I need is you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThE_bAcOnAtErS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Are you Brendon Urie?

Because you give me high hopes for a living ✨ (My friend came up with this one and I felt the need to post it πŸ˜‚)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bbbroken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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[PSA] Stop posting on r/Godtierpickuplines

The mods there manipulate stickying posts to get more upvotes on their own god-tier pickup lines. They're a bunch of douchebags for doing that and their sub is not worth your time. Also, by extension, please stop tagging it here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MisterSheeple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Pick Up Lines By Name - Megathread

Please use this thread to post the name you'd like a pick up line for, that way anyone can ctrl-f a name when they need it! And if you're EXTRA skilled at pick up lines by name, you can start us off with some of your favorites. Note: This is meant to whittle down on the "Pickup Line for xyz" posts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NicoleMary27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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