Body Pick up lines

i liked your smile the most

Then let me be Indiana Jones and raid you

You're gonna have 207

Want to give me another one?

Like the one buried in my backyard.

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"

*Your smile is my favorite.*

Cuz I'm feeling very attracted to you

And I’m *thirsty.*

And I’m thirsty

I could give you a 207th

Will you hold it against me?

And Daddy is thirsty

And I’m tryna drown

because I'm lovin it

Because I’m lovin it

Except right now, I have 207

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes Got 'em.

Because damn, I am thirsty

Your clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip

and i’m thirsty sooooo

wanna fight?

So do you want to work out?

You want another one

well i can’t live without water

And I’m thirsty

Cause i wanna be inside you

Because I want to study it even if it kills me

But viewing it from the outside is only half the fun. May I explore the interior?

Cause I'm loving' it!

in the body your smile is my favorite one XD

Would you hold it against me?

Would you hold it against me?

And I just wanna cum inside and pray.

Do you want another one?

207 if you're counting the one I'm adding in tonight.

And I wanna be Alice.

Because I want to spread it all over your body

Cuz I can’t wait to tap the body ;)

cos my gravity is attracted to your heavenly body

Because your observed measurements are perfect but I want to repeatedly sample them for posterity

Damn your body, makes me so horny

Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight

Cause your body makes hell of a curve..

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law

I bet would could get an epic game of tongue twister going.

Cos you're a heavenly body 👉🏻😉👉🏻

Because I want to be your next body

If she says no than say: Its okay I'll respect your beautiful body...

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?

Coz I'd give you a 'free body' massage

Because I'm lovin it

So i can explore your heavenly body

But for you it's Celsius.

I was burying it in my basement

Do you know were I can get access to your student body

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?

I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Good thing I'm a heathen because I intend to desecrate that temple.

How about one more.

Because your body is really hot

Cause your body rocks.

But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

I was hoping we could work out the relationship between you, me, and my penis.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?” “So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

Cause you’re eyes are as blue as the ocean I dumped my ex’s body in.

Would you hold it against me?

Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

Well, I'm Indiana Jones.