Luck Pick up lines

The best Luck pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and ill be the nine

this didnt work for me but you can try your luck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Smellypuppydaboss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Roses are red, I wish you good luck

Oh and never, ever stop being cute as fuck.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ForHarthVanstorm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. โ€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!โ€ AND โ€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!โ€ Change them up a little. For example: โ€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.โ€ If you really want to, you can add in a little โ€œWhat is your secret?โ€ After initial delivery Good luck boys!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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Anybody ever told you that youโ€™re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/i-Crysis-i
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Cheesiest pickup line

Damn girl, you look Gouda! But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese. Have had a recent swing of success with this on tinder...good luck!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamchristmas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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