Hides Pick up lines

The best Hides pick up lines

What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.
📅︎ Nov 27
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Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)
📅︎ Jun 29
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Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.
👤︎ u/George9367
📅︎ Nov 29
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