Lots Pick up lines

The best Lots pick up lines

Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gbreadman2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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Are you lots of margarine?

Because I'd like to put you in tubs and keep you in my fridge.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twenty-tentacles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Hey girl. You’re like a coin.

Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

then we'd have lots of toys to play with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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