Tank Pick up lines

The best Tank pick up lines

Hey are you a Tiger tank?

Cause i'd like to have a shot at that rear
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Effective-Amoeba401
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gary_fishlicker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Hey girl, are you the Bob Semple tank?

Cause I wanna get in you and blastπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜©πŸ˜©
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MoyaiLad96
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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I should have packed an extra tank of oxygen

because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BfreakingD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mutant_Llama1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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