We'd Pick up lines

The best We'd pick up lines

If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
📅︎ Oct 01
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If you and I were socks

*we'd make a great pair!*
📅︎ Dec 15
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Are you into communism?

Cause we'd be good together
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Nov 18
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Hey girl are you one part of an emoticon?

Because we'd both be very happy if I had my D up against your colon
📅︎ Oct 02
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