Hold Pick up lines

The best Hold pick up lines

Hey girl does your ass hold water?

Because dam.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/INRihab__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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hold on, let me turn off the lights its too bright

oh nevermind, it's just you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emceeclopedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dtr_1555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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I can't hold a Conversation but...

I'll hold your hand
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Hey your cock looks heavy can I help you hold it

You can replace that with boobs if you want
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invisible-suggestion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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I promise to hold your hand in public if you let me hold your throat in public

For the freakier pickup lines users πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Salt_Muffin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Hey, Girl can I hold your glass.

But "gl" is silent.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/805karansaini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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So baby hold me Closer

In the bathtub with a toaster. Or whatever the chainsmokers said
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B4ggedMilk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Oh right, it’s you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Excuse me, could you hold this for me for a second?

::points to penis::
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you πŸ˜‰

Believe me boys, this works.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GuptaAyush19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

The Law of Diminishing Returns typically holds, But not in terms of time spent with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Hey girl, are you a barrier constructed to hold back water?

Because, DAM!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheChickenNecks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Otters hold hands,when they drift off to sleep,

Wanna be my otter half?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tamanna_45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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My Love for You is Like Diarrhea

Because I can’t hold it in much longer.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chill_Samurai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themightyturkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fhoenixeterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day,

*I would be holding a galaxy.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beancrumb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Do you know that otters sleep while holding hands?

Maybe we could do that some time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Theunknown81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Do you want to hold the world?

Because I have, everytime I hold you!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jon_don_13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you a basketball player

Cuz you can get a hold of these balls
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mario1504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allisongibson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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What has 36 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aschott02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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What has 32 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLastCruzader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PabloAlaska6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey your hand looks heavy,

So can I hold it for you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kaijiang2004
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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hey girl are you a wall clock

cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Akiooyo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Are you a deep conversation?

Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nibroc99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f-o-o-t-lettuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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My love for you is like diarrhoea

I just can’t hold it in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDenLay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/psychooo97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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I hope you don't hold to the 10 commandments too strictly...

Cuz I'm coveting that ass right now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gummygummybear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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If I tell you that your body is beautiful

Will you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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what holds back the incredible hulk?

my zipper
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquintyEyes187
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Hey, can you hold something for me?

Her: yeah, what? Me: My hand.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Applebees-fangirl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Your hand seems pretty heavy...

Let me hold it for you ✨ - Day 44
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

My zipper ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kebdog2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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My love for you is like diarrhea,

I can’t hold it in for 30 sec (or anymore)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D3eTr0y3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Your hand is looking a little heavy

Can I hold it for you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Your hand looks super heavy..!

let me hold it for you ;) sorry if its been done before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hydration-Am-i-Right
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Hey girl are you a carrot?

Because I wanna hold you like a Rabbit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Does this smell funny

*hold out handkerchief with chloroform
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/death1winner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Do you mind taking my coat?

And I'll hold your number for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JAMN120
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Takes out fedora from pandora box.

Can I hold your gluteus maximus,my lady?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aditya_jain1907
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Your hand looks heavy

Can i hold it for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bahrawyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Your hands seems to to be heavy

Let me hold it for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omgovani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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Your hand looks heavy

Let me hold it for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stumanji_10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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Hey your hand looks heavy

Want me to hold it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RustyR4m
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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I like the way you hold yourself...

Could I give it a try?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rillip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Her: what happens then? Me: I would be holding a galaxy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gopher_knight1620
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Your hand looks heavy...

Let me hold it for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Start off by holding out your hand.

Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdgrafton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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