Holiday Pick up lines

The best Holiday pick up lines

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word “want”
👤︎ u/Gavanthino
📅︎ Nov 04
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Are You A Holiday Meal?

Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.
👤︎ u/Pseudomembranous
📅︎ Aug 30
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
👤︎ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
📅︎ Dec 25
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Your panties are like good beats.

I can’t wait for them to drop Happy holidays fam
👤︎ u/Audmania
📅︎ Dec 26
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
👤︎ u/Matmania
📅︎ Sep 21
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You must be Doc Holiday...

Cause you’re my huckleberry 🤠
👤︎ u/homohopper
📅︎ Sep 17
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But what if I'm on my period?

If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come eat between the holidays?
👤︎ u/perplixed
📅︎ May 06
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If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/dopedips
📅︎ Apr 08
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You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)
👤︎ u/President-2036
📅︎ Dec 26
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Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow. "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight." Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
👤︎ u/captainameh
📅︎ Dec 13
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Santa and Me are alike

We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads
👤︎ u/EdgelordFackoff
📅︎ Dec 25
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
👤︎ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
📅︎ Dec 12
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and Christmas is your right leg...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/MuriloMafiaBoss
📅︎ Feb 21
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If your left leg is christmas and your right leg thanksgiving...

Can i visit you between the holidays?
👤︎ u/CrazyrampageGuy
📅︎ Nov 04
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If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays
👤︎ u/TheGreatDane_
📅︎ Dec 01
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If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter..

Could I come over for dinner between the holidays?
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Aug 08
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