Stick Pick up lines

The best Stick pick up lines

Scientists say it’s physically impossible to stick your tongue out and look up

;)
👤︎ u/TheHolyNut_
📅︎ Dec 06
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I'm not a glow stick but...

You can break my back.
👤︎ u/I_containmultitudes_
📅︎ Aug 25
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Are you a pregnant woman?

Because I want to hit you with a hockey stick as hard as I can
👤︎ u/Dawgthatismoist
📅︎ Oct 03
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Are you 2 diamonds and 2 sticks?

Because i want to make you into a hoe
👤︎ u/help-dadcomeback
📅︎ Feb 21
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Hey are you a blender?

because i wanna stick my dick inside u;)
👤︎ u/G9634
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey are you a cigarette?

Because i want to get you LIT and stick your butt in my mouth
👤︎ u/RomanClub7
📅︎ Dec 08
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Damn girl, are you a Minecraft chest?

cause' I want to put my stick in you.
👤︎ u/a_depressed_toaster
📅︎ Jan 15
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Rose's are red, 2020's a bitch

I'll be your broom stick, if you'll be my witch
👤︎ u/holyanis2
📅︎ Oct 01
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Are you made from two sticks and two diamonds?

Cuz you're hoe
👤︎ u/deeenysko
📅︎ Jun 02
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You're like an open glue stick

You keep sticking around
👤︎ u/23221204
📅︎ Feb 12
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Heyy girl are you a donut?

because I want to stick my dick right through you.
👤︎ u/codyybell
📅︎ Jan 02
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You remind of a wedding ring

cause I want to stick my finger in you
👤︎ u/Emergency-Produce-98
📅︎ Nov 17
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
👤︎ u/shovel_is_my_name
📅︎ Aug 09
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If you were the sun...

Girl, if you were the sun and I was the earth, I'm gonna stick around you until you swallow me
👤︎ u/boopydoopybop
📅︎ Dec 28
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Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex
👤︎ u/PabloEskyBrahhh
📅︎ Dec 14
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/LukeCole1
📅︎ Nov 12
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
👤︎ u/AfricaToto93
📅︎ Oct 16
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
👤︎ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
📅︎ Nov 19
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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Stick with me like hot hot glue
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Nov 03
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Are you an overheating nuclear reactor?

Cos I wanna stick my control rod in you
👤︎ u/LovelyDeath123
📅︎ Oct 21
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Do you like mozzarella sticks?

Because I can mozzarella stick it in you, babe.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Apr 18
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Roses are red, you're more beautiful than the sunset's hue...

Let's go back to my place so I can stick my tongue deep inside you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 28
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Wow are you a lifesavers candy

Cause I just wanna stick my tongue in your hole
👤︎ u/gagspace
📅︎ Sep 03
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Are you a letter made out of pool sticks...

Because you are a cue T
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Oct 23
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey Girl, are you a bag of Cheetos?

Coz you're xxtra flaming hot and I wanna stick my fist inside you.
👤︎ u/lazereye323
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey girl are you my new drum set

Cause i wanna bang you till my stick breaks
👤︎ u/joeywaschandler
📅︎ Aug 10
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Are you a fire hydrant?

Cause I wanna stick my d—- inside of you
👤︎ u/LoCoSZN
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey baby, are you a boxer

Because I want you to stick your hand in me like a glove
👤︎ u/360Bowscopez
📅︎ Apr 12
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Stick with me and your eyes will be like the boulder of Sisyphus

Roll back every night
👤︎ u/Fleecyfever
📅︎ Aug 04
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick 3 fingers inside you
👤︎ u/Teun_engels
📅︎ May 22
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are you ranch dressing?

because i wanna stick my carrot into your hidden vally
👤︎ u/valkerei
📅︎ May 08
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Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you
👤︎ u/Minininja05189
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey girl, are you a furnace?

Because I want to stick my wood in you
👤︎ u/Awesomedarkbo
📅︎ May 12
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Roses are red, Corona's not the flu...

Let this lockdown end and then I'll stick my dick in you - Day 108
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 23
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Girl are you a metal pole on Antarctica?

coz I wanna stick my tongue down on you.
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey, are you a female dog?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in that bitch
👤︎ u/help-dadcomeback
📅︎ Feb 24
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Damn girl, are you a chilli pepper?

Cuz I wanna stick my dick jalapeño butt hole
👤︎ u/hi_im_nena
📅︎ Mar 06
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Hey girl are you a refrigerator

Cause I want to stick food inside of you
👤︎ u/Frog_Toothpaste
📅︎ Dec 30
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Are you a car exhaust ?

Because I wanna stick my dick in you
👤︎ u/throwaway42069365
📅︎ Mar 17
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Sex is bad, sex is a sin,.....

Sins are forgiven, stick it right in.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Nov 29
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Let's play Pangolin and termite mound

You lie down and put your knees up, and I'll stick my long tongue in the gap and eat everything inside.
👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Mar 23
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Hey girl are you a noose

Cause I want to stick a head through you
👤︎ u/notgre
📅︎ Feb 01
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Hey girl, are you a garbage disposal?

Because I wanna stick my meat in you :)
👤︎ u/Diamoend
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a fishing hook?

Cuz I wanna stick my worm in you.
👤︎ u/guinader
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a fully loaded mouse trap?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you...😏
👤︎ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
📅︎ Sep 06
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Are you a bag of doritos?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in you
👤︎ u/mystic-milkyway
📅︎ Sep 22
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Hey girl, are you a coke can?

Cause I want to stick my dick in you.
👤︎ u/aite-buddy
📅︎ Sep 07
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Damn girl, are you a parking lot?

'Cause I just wanna stick my Hot Rod into you
👤︎ u/superlord354
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 07
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Are you a Snapchat filter?

Cause you're making me wanna stick my tongue out.
👤︎ u/daftaesthete33
📅︎ Jan 25
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Are you a car exhaust?

Because I want to stick my dick inside you.
👤︎ u/shadowjust29
📅︎ Oct 01
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Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)
👤︎ u/KeeperNog
📅︎ Nov 30
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