Home Pick up lines

The best Home pick up lines

Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/noofence
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChiefWarrior7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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Are you a traffic sign?

Because Iโ€™d love to take you home on a drunk night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hefty_Orange
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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I left my keys at home

can you let me in through the back?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broomy585
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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Are you a library book?

Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better Edit: Thank you for my first reddit awards =))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Alkedi44
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Hey girl! Are you a migrant? Coz I wanna take you home.

Inspired from Mr. Sonu Sood
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sanchitk26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 25
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure ๐Ÿคง

๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vth_shadow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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Would you like to come with me home

and play firemen? You scream, I squirt
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jotoko3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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Funny, but don't try it at home to get a girl

Are you yeast? Cause you make my baguette rise
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MuleTheDonkey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/quaado_17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl are you my home?

bc i seem to miss you a lot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ssaurabh10403
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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If Coronavirus is the reason to keep you at home

I would like to be the one to take you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jainutsav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 16
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l'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Iโ€™m surrounded by all these people at home

But none of them are you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cowboy_V
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07
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So many passion to go with

And I wanna go home with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/humourless_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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I lost keys to my home :(

Can I cum inside you tonight?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BlackJaguar7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bakugo18
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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I lost keys to my home...

Can I cum inside you tonight? - Day 50
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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Girl are you coronavirus in a nursing home?

Because your looks got us dropping like flies.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mystermermistermer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptainRiege05
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Youโ€™re like my little toe

because Iโ€™m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SciBman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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I wouldn't mind if you took one of my hoodies home

It's a fair trade for me trying to steal your heart. BTW I don't know if this has been posted before and if it has sorry x Probably has as it seems pretty beta
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lVlxchael
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because Iโ€™ve been doing that everyday for the past year
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gopher-time
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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Are you a country road?

Cuz Iโ€™d like to take you home
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/F-in-the-chat-pls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/popularfellow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Hey are you a baseball?

Because Iโ€™d hit you with my fucking baseball bat and run to home base๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/royaltyhype
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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Hey girl are you the Kansas City Chiefs

Because I want you naked in Ma home (My home)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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Hey Girl, are you high test scores..?

Because, i wanna take you home show you to mumma
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kisss-my-axe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorenta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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(Walk up to a cute waiter/ waitress) hey can I order carry out?

Cuz i wanna take you home
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/qnaasty
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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Hey, girl! Are you Cody Bellinger?

Because you're about to rob my heart! (Context: Bellinger is a Dodgers baseball players that been robbing home run all playoff, including the game one of the WS
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Maverick721
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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You can't have a home...

Without me, and I can't have a house without U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KyrellVasqarya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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Can I follow you home?

Because, my parents always told me to pursue and follow my dream.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Can I follow you home?

My parents always told me to follow what I desire.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vanisha21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I canโ€™t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/i_sell_foot_pics
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 10
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Hey girl, do you live in West Virginia...

Because I want you to take me home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheDarukTheGoron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Diamoend
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Iโ€™m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elliottinscho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?

Because I swear, you've given me wood before
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gavon420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LibertyState
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Just like a stamp on a postcard

I'd lick you before sending you back home
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Are you a country road?

Because I wanna take you home...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/starphaser12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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If youโ€™re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon โ€œJohnny Bravo.โ€) Hello, 911 emergency, thereโ€™s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, itโ€™s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , Iโ€™m so sweet that Iโ€™ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you donโ€™t wanna be right. Iโ€™m pretty youโ€™re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? Iโ€™m a thief and Iโ€™m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause Iโ€™ve fallen for you! Iโ€™m a dancer, a romancer, youโ€™re a Capricorn, Iโ€™m a Cancer! Well baby, whatโ€™s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, Iโ€™m pretty? Hey baby, donโ€™t walk away, youโ€™re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, youโ€™re beach front property, and Iโ€™m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, youโ€™ve look like you have Bravo fever, and Iโ€™m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? Iโ€™ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, youโ€™re like an itchy rash. Youโ€™re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/superfsh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Are you a country road?

Cause I'm taking you home tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oldwiskayff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Are you a lighthouse keeper?

Because baby, your glow would guide me home from the cold dark every single night.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stoked_Bruh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that Iโ€™m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because Iโ€™m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TotallyEpicAlphaMale
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Are you country roads?

Cuz I want you to take me home
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/judgesparkleburger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/albanyfunny420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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I hope you have home insurance....

Because i'm gonna smash your back doors in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Roversmark
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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Lick your fingerprint

And touch her shirt and say โ€œWe should get you home and out of those wet clothesโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jack195103
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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Hey there girl are you a parkbench?

Because I wanna take you home and sit on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Guggera
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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Is your name Country Roads?

...because I want you to take me home.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotAGhostProbably
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 27
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Hey Girl are you an Area51 Alien?

Cause I want to take you home with me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bratastik
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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Look, if you want to leave, I understand

But how will you get home?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MyAccountSoFar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Like an envelope on vacation

I want to lick you before I send you back home
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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Wanna go see Wonder Woman?

"Afterwards, I'm thinkin we go home and start the JUST US League?" *Don't forget the lip bite and rapid eyebrow doinks YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/directordank
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/borthoven
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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Girl you remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause tonight when I take you home I'm gonna smash you on my coffee table.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thegingakid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 18
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. Itโ€™s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you canโ€™t just say โ€œhey, Iโ€™m not a rapistโ€, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Osborne26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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