Care Pick up lines

The best Care pick up lines

I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

i just wanna be on ur to-do list
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Nov 08
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I don’t care if you don’t have a care

Because I’ll ride anything Edit: I fucking hate autocorrect, it’s CAR not care.
👤︎ u/hey_thereDude
📅︎ Sep 15
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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Jan 12
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Do you take care of bees?

Because I already know youre a keeper
👤︎ u/Kooolkid65
📅︎ Nov 29
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Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)
👤︎ u/Lucadotdotdot
📅︎ Jan 10
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Be careful, I'm a stimulant

I'll keep you up all night
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Apr 20
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Roses are red, I don't care if you're trans

If you give me the puss, I'll give you the bands
👤︎ u/Red_The_Thirteenth
📅︎ Feb 15
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Probably been posted/said before but who cares.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten i see.
👤︎ u/BlckCndy
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you a library book?

Because I’m ready to take care of you for only a month before you go back to where you belong
👤︎ u/lauramble247
📅︎ Oct 17
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Your legs look tired...

Would you care sitting on my face?
👤︎ u/cidamgus
📅︎ Jun 24
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You: Do you like math?

Person: No. You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
👤︎ u/armadillo552
📅︎ May 16
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Do you work in a steak restaurant?

Cause you would take great care of my meat.
👤︎ u/TheDarukTheGoron
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a ‘I’d like to take care of you’ way)
👤︎ u/JulieDM223
📅︎ Jun 15
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Can I take your derivative?

I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.
👤︎ u/StruggleTogether
📅︎ Feb 11
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I tripped gazing into your eyes

But I don't care because I'll always fall for you
👤︎ u/FrostyWaffles2892
📅︎ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you friday 13th ?

Because half of the people are afraid of you and the other half doesn’t care about you
👤︎ u/Lupa710
📅︎ Jan 21
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Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.
👤︎ u/AllTimeNadir
📅︎ Jan 29
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Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.
👤︎ u/_face_ache_
📅︎ Jun 02
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Are you a vet? cause...

someone needs to take care of my pussy.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Aug 24
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Are you a fragile box?

Because I want to handle you with care
👤︎ u/Aesthetic_Duck
📅︎ Jun 07
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told this one on my church camp

i dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god
👤︎ u/mallkonii
📅︎ Mar 19
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You’re a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment I am obligated to pick you up. How does 7 o’clock sound?
👤︎ u/TheRoyalsapphire
📅︎ Oct 25
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
👤︎ u/SeliphBlue
📅︎ Jul 24
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
👤︎ u/gingerbuttholelickr
📅︎ Dec 20
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Why go to a Cardiologist?

I can take care of your heart better then that guy.
👤︎ u/panhero
📅︎ Sep 14
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