Room Pick up lines

The best Room pick up lines

In a room full of art

I'd still stare at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeonVortexOfficial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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If I had a room full of art, you'd be the only thing in it.

(Tell me if this works for y'all)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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I can finally cut my electric bill!

Your smile will light up every room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubodjbb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Roses are red, whales are grey

Come to my room, we'll bang ok?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/springheeledjack69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TerrariaIdeasMaster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you a roll of film?

Cause I want to take you to a dark room and see what develops....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rmokshith
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey are you a Christmas gift?

Cause i wanna unwrap you and play with you in my room;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandstormnz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

you're in my heart...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexcrelled
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Woah, are you my phone?

Because I wanna take you into my room and stay on you for hours
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odysseyrage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Are you a lamp in a dark room

Because I want to turn you on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iron0skull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Reckless-Texas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Girl I hope you’re not a hippie

Cuz I don’t wanna give you mush-room
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

Wanna come back to my place? There's room in my bed for two
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Roses are red, your mom's a distraction

Let's get to your room and get us some action
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/recklesslime03
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

you know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/here4thaboobies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some PokΓ©mon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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In a room full of art..

I’d still stare at your ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SonnyDabs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Boxes are brown, boxes are pink..

When you leave my room, your box will be stink.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Dude why did you just take my lungs? WTF

I guess you could say that you took my breath away... but when I went to the operating room to have them replaced, they did surgery on my heart too. Wonder why? I think you stole that too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swingingnutsackyummy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Girl are you schizophrenic?

Because I want to lock you in a room and feed you medication all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomeRandomFuckwit-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Are you a light switch

because i really want to turn you on when i enter a room
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/little-miss-Zer0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TingleEatsBeets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Hey girl are you my uncle

Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pappa_Porkchops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you a library book?

Cause I wanna sneak you into my room..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CageFreeBlader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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You know what, Travis Scott was wrong.

I'm not the highest in the room. But I can make you the loudest in the room tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cultureless_creature
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DreamCuRuBa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Are you an interior decorator?

Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful. 😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retna246
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus...

But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/semicolonofsociety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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You have been a bad girl!

Go to my room
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hanzikewl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Baby, you remind me of a film reel....

..I just wanna take you in a dark room see what develops! ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/laidbackcrusade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

...and I've got a room in the Hilton for two.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirClouder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Osborne26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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