Yesterday Pick up lines

The best Yesterday pick up lines

Hey baby, are you yesterday's snowstorm?

Cuz I'm tryna plow you tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/radioworld_jp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Yesterday i was drinking tea and it reminded me of you, because it was hot af

Can work with any other hot drink of your liking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madhur20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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What to say if a scammer calls you

Welcome to Pete's pizzerias and abortion clinic where yesterdays loss is today sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MinerKingX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Yesterday I saw a falling star and I made a wish

I can't say what I wished for, but you are right here so it came true
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mike_KING6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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So many beautiful Women here

And we're still not together...... Thought of this while walking with my friend in the mall yesterday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fryan4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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lift meeting / tinder match - pickup line wanted

met a girl briefly in my lift yesterday. i live in halls and she lives one floor above me. matched on tinder today. help me how to start this
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marioghantous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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