Obsidian Pick up lines

The best Obsidian pick up lines

Are you 14 blocks of obsidian arranged in a rectangle?

Because i want to set you the fuck on fire.
📅︎ Nov 23
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Hope you brought your diamond pixaxe

Because im harder than obsidian
👤︎ u/Guuglush
📅︎ Jan 22
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Hey gurl are you obsidian...

Because I'd want to smash you all day with my diamond pickaxe B-).
👤︎ u/ZingerSauce
📅︎ Apr 22
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Hey, are you a diamond pic?

Cause I'm as hard as obsidian 😏 MINECRAFT PICK UP LINE YEAH
📅︎ Oct 26
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Damn Girl, are you a Diamond Pickaxe?

Cuz I'm an obsidian block and only you could get me off.
👤︎ u/Lanurus
📅︎ Oct 14
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Do you have a diamond pickaxe?

Because I'm as hard as obsidian
📅︎ Sep 05
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