Hungry Pick up lines

The best Hungry pick up lines

Heyy Girl, You Hungry?

Coz omelette you chow on this 10 pound meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazereye323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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You can’t spell menu without

(Me n U) so what’s up baby girl, you hungry?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dunky02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Girl, I must be a zombie

'Cause I'm so hungry for your brains
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rsrs_42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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If you are hungry, I can order family pizza.

Wecan work on that β€œfamily” part later on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someone-shoot-me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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How often do you get hungry?

U say - join me today... Pretty casual '_'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_1shushu1_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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If your hungry I'm a great cook

And I can give you a taste
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kingbrad191
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Hey girl are you a Taco Bell mens bathroom?

Because I wanna flush you hard tonight. then avoid you until im hungry and desparate.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChristianStonks999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ieya_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Roses are red, violets are fine...

Are you hungry? Cause I can give you mine - Day 125
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Damn, you are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

And I’m hungry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sorr0wz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, you are looking like a nine.

Because I’m a seven and I’m hungry.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-am-the-hype-1988
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Need some lines for my lonely friend

A friend of my who hasn't been, let's say, very successful with girls turns 18 next month. As part of our 'get a girlfriend starter pack' we want to give him a custom made book with some very fun, good and really bad pickuplines. We've already collected some nice ones but are still hungry for more. Hope you guys can help! Any other gift ideas for this 'forever alone friend' are welcome as well! πŸ™πŸ½
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeedFoodToLive
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry Inspired by precious post
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarboner69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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I know why they call it a beaver

Because it's always wet and hungry for some wood.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mad_like_hatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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