Good Pick up lines

The best Good pick up lines

Are you good at algebra?

Could you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y'
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dtr_1555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arutprakash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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I bet you're good at geometry

Because you're acute๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/broisgoated
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Are you good at puzzles cause I got one for you

_ _ _ _ -_ _ _- _ _ _ Fill in the blanks Ps:- if she dont get it and you still want it give the hint as the country code at the start
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Impossible_Complex_9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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You look like Campbell soup mmm mmm good

works every time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scoobs247
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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I might not be good at this

Because i don't have many pickup lines, but I can pick you up and we can do lines
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Annupanda
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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I heard youโ€™re good in algebra,

*Can you replace my X without asking Y*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Hey are you good at algebra?

Cause I want you to replace my X without asking Y
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nrswift05
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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Iโ€™m no mathematician, but Iโ€™m pretty good with numbers.

Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Its_Tobi7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Hey girl, do you know any good bakeries around?

Because I've been looking for a cutie pie like you :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Viciousvitt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve. -Sum1 from TikTok
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hahahadukeeen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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Your panties are like good beats.

I canโ€™t wait for them to drop Happy holidays fam
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Audmania
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Do you know a good eye doctor?

Cause i am seeing you everywhere.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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I see you're good at C++

maybe you want to help initialize my dangling pointer?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Financial_Cancel_376
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Seems to work pretty good

Are you a clementine because you are a real cutie
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jpeg228
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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your lipstick looks good

may I taste it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ErjonM49
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 29
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Are you good at Chemistry?

Can you teach me the โ€œbasesโ€? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/h971218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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I know a good chiropractor

Iโ€™ll give you his number for when I blow your back out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Choohie_Thief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/most45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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I'm very good looking

If you don't look at me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Squiddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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They say Iโ€™m like a good old Scotch

Because I go down on you very smoothly
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Roadrunner_Alex11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29
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I hope you have a good insurance

Because youโ€™ve just made a huge dent in my pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zapchatowich
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mr_Jess
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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I think we would make a good couple

we are like queen Elizabeth's life left never ending
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/easportshelp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Anyone got any good gif ideas or openers?

Any ideas for gifs to use in openers, something thatโ€™s worked for u or just any good suggestions. Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Luke_Mudufi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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Damn girl, are you good a video games?

Because you just switched me to hard mode
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/president_gore
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 09
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Do you know what you would look really good in?

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ntn_98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Hey girl! Are you looking for good sex?

If No: Well you've come to the right place. If Yes: Well you're gonna have to keep on looking.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JJ742653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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It sucks all the good pickup lines are taken,

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SpookyRecoil
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Iโ€™m gonna plow you so good

Their not gonna cancel school.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UnfriendlyToast
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Hey good-looking, that outfit is really becoming on you

Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NearquadFarquad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FartonUrCaKe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27
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Iโ€™m really good at math

Give me your number, and I'll solve the missing variable problem in your life
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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Are you good a solving puzzles?

I need help with this one ( )____-____
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Landlordshelper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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i could ride you as good as i ride a bike...

...i do freestyle (idk if this is a pick up line tbh)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/7DeniD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Iโ€™m pretty good with anagrams...

But I could rearrange your insides, too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/markstache
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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All my ex call me a dog

You know all my ex used to call me a dog Not because i am bad or something, cause i am good at licking....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl, are you a farmer?

โ€˜Cause I bet you love a good plough.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mattdancer97
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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So these pickups lines are so good but

Iโ€™m definitely gonna use one of these pick up lines on this cute girl on insta but what do I say next after the pickup line?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/monte935
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19
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Are you a good video game?

Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored - Day 111
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vaibhvkumar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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