Husband Pick up lines

The best Husband pick up lines

Dang girl, are you Jill Biden?

Cause I'm Joe Bidens Husband!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/toyeetornotoyeet69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Fuck me if Iโ€™m wrong but...

Did Carole Baskin kill her husband
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ibuff_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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Her: Iโ€™m sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Thatโ€™s cool, but I thought you need a husband. Hereโ€™s my number...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/checkthisout1998
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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