Impale Pick up lines

The best Impale pick up lines

Are you toilet paper?

Because I want to impale you on my neighbor's trees this Halloween.

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👤︎ u/Leboy2Point0

📅︎ Oct 20

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Damn girl! Are you a 15th century wallachian farmboy?

Cuz I'd like to impale you with my stick

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👤︎ u/zsadwalrus99

📅︎ Jan 13

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