Impale Pick up lines

The best Impale pick up lines

Are you toilet paper?

Because I want to impale you on my neighbor's trees this Halloween.
📅︎ Oct 20
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Damn girl! Are you a 15th century wallachian farmboy?

Cuz I'd like to impale you with my stick
📅︎ Jan 13
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