Skin Pick up lines

The best Skin pick up lines

Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PowerYT117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Does your skin steam when it rains?

Cause you’re boiling hot.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subredditer666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Roses are red, my skin has pores

For the love of god tell me your not a whore
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oofieDoofi3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you the skin above my fingernail?

Cuz you’re cuticle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VoidOfOblivion69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaysleeezy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Hey girl, do you like water?

She:........ Me: Not a pickup Line just a reminder to stay Hydrated this winter coz your skin needs it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! πŸ‘‹πŸ»

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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You know what’s a shame

you have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jmar16458
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey girl, are you an orange?

Because I want to peel your skin off and eat you piece by piece
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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They say life's a game

If so, your character model/skin is a legendary
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DogsOnly734
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you a dermatologist...

Cuz i wanna show you my skin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Plutonic_Salad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey, do you have a band aid?

I skinned my knee when I fell for you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CyclopsWasRight7
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27
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Are you fried chicken?

Cause I wanna eat your skin.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imjustagh0st
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Do you happen to have a bandage?

I seem to have skinned my knee when I fell for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blrau96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid I can use?"

Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConfusedVexation
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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