Infect Pick up lines

The best Infect pick up lines

Hey, are you a urinary tract infection?

Because you make my pee pee hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Assrocket33r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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I'm sure you can't be infected by corona

Cuz the virus dies at high temperatures and you are HOT!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?

I got to stay next to you in Quarantine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Are you a UTI? (Urinary tract infection)

Because I have a burning passion for you πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl, are you a virus?

Cause you infected my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brandsd1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Are you a corona virus

Cause i want to be infected by you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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