Peanuts Pick up lines

The best Peanuts pick up lines

In order to be classified as peanut butter,

peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Shipper0007
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 24
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So, have you been eating peanuts?

Cause Iā€™m about to suck a PayDay out your ass.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/here4thaboobies
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 14
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Pristinejake
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 21
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