Jug Pick up lines

The best Jug pick up lines

Hey, are you a milk jug?

Cause I really want your white stuff in my mouth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theccow06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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I think im a moonshiner

Cause baby you got jugs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Do you sell lemonade?

Cause you got nice Jugs
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NedtheDuck5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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