Slip Pick up lines

The best Slip pick up lines

Damn, girl, are you a slip ‘n’ slide?

‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.
👤︎ u/alliedcola
📅︎ Dec 17
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Are you a slip and slide

Because I’d love to go down on you
📅︎ Oct 11
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
📅︎ Mar 02
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Are you a banana peel?

Because I've accidentally slipped into your dms
📅︎ Nov 04
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
📅︎ Jun 22
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I'm sorry I had an accident

I slipped and fell right into your heart
📅︎ Aug 16
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Since it's getting hotter outside

Do you want to slip out of those clothes?
📅︎ Jun 17
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes...

...so you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
👤︎ u/MixSaffron
📅︎ Mar 31
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Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's
👤︎ u/PhuckYoo33
📅︎ Jan 25
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
📅︎ Aug 17
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Those dms look smooth

Mind if I slip and slid into them?
👤︎ u/Bim03gaming
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey girl, are you my mom?

Cause I'm about to have a Freudian slip. *barfs*
👤︎ u/dhcman5454
📅︎ Aug 26
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Mar 22
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
📅︎ Dec 20
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