Just Pick up lines

The best Just pick up lines

Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

Cuz Iโ€™d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/soccerphysicsboi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

Will you take me out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jmememan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 21
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Hey baby i just shit my pants

Can i get in yours?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nuGGet909
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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A hug without u is just hg

And thats toxic
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Iโ€™m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sofabeddd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Just a quick question

How do i get an angel to notice me back?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/roottoor2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Roses are Red , Just pretty as You

All I want to have, lying next to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DSpark11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Just heard the word of the day is "legs"

How about we go back to my place and spread the word? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mmm_zenuggs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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I just got caught by the police.

They found, in my blood samples, a drug called YOU , girl. The police department is Horny police.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nine9ten10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pastafallujah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didnโ€™t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/matt_kann
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

Because I've just got to make you mine.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Edit: Thanks for all the wards and upvote guys, of yโ€™all use it let me know how it works for you!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XeroMMR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Damn girl, you're more than just snack

You're a whole char-cutie-rie board
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CDRom11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/artguydeluxe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Did you just come out of the oven?

Because youโ€™re hot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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hey i was just planning my future and i was wondering...

are u free for da rest of your life ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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Hey girl I think you just made my wish come true

Cause all I want is this Christmas is you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mavvourneen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Damn girl are u the bread I just made...

Bc ur lookin fresh
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dondiablo6_9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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You look like my bed ! I just wanna climb inside everyday!

Iโ€™m sorry ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Sorry, I wouldโ€™ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

I guess youโ€™re just too hot for tinder๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ajr707
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hey girl, is it just me.

Or you have the only bun that perfectly fix this meat of my. (Idk if this ever used before)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JaheeTheDan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palpatine-66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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I might as well just change my name to Autumn Leaf

Cuz i can't stop falling for you๐Ÿ‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZeroParadox868
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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Woah did the sun just come out?

Or did you just smile? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jacobie532
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

Poetry's hard but so am I
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 19
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Just took a DNA test ๐Ÿงฌ

Turns out Iโ€™m a 100% your Type ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

I'm surprised you weren't one of them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FrogOnALeash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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I just found out I have special needs :(

And one of them is you ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Codz2112
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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I see that you just died

But Iโ€™m really necro-feelin ya right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Are you the solution to the equation x^2-2x+1=0?

Because i just used the quadratic formula and youโ€™re the 1
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pranav_8888
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Camuilo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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I would suck your dads dick

Just to get a taste of what youโ€™re made of
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tinos4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chexmp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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(Sandra) Oh did you just fit in these shoes?

Because I was looking for my Sandra-ella.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Karinshi99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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Hey girl! I just shat my pants

Can I get in yours
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dometic_violins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

... u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/evakatkar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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Are you a baby that was just born?...

Because I wanna slap your naked ass while you're covered in my mom's vagina juice
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ThrowawayAccount1720
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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Roses are red, your beauty has me shaken up

Just like the Folgers slogan, youโ€™re โ€œthe best part of waking up!โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebcruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/quaado_17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

Cos they don't ship you :(
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/beentheredonethat0_0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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You just stole my heart

Canโ€™t have shit in Detroit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dizylink
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iamveryovertired
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Did god just take a poop?

Cuz holy shit girl!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FinnZaHuman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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I think something's in my eye...

No, it's just you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz Iโ€™d like to try your special sauce
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/okbuthowthefrick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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You are just the way I like my beer...

Strong, Sweet and Addictive - Day 82
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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Girl, I need to know what Bayesian update you just performed

Because that is one fine looking posterior.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Iโ€™ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition...

To find your G-Spot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/B-RadKnows
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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Just call me Burger King

Because my pants are the home of a whopper
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorenta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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Hey boy, do you work both as an actor and a priest?

Cuz i want your Hollywood (Im not into guys but it just came to my mind and i couldn't stop myself from posting it)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leo_V82
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you're just mine <3

And I wanna do you twice a day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sanchit_exe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23
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Girl Are you a fan of daft punk?

Cause there might be something about us. (I just came up with it. I don't know if it's Been posted before, ive never heard it tho)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.

The law of contrapositives says that we should have a baby ;) IDK if those were good, just something that my girl sent me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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No I can't be with you just a moment

Because I want to be with you all my time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/King-of-strats
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21
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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aintgotmuffintolose
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Did the sun just come back out,

or did you just smile? #eclipseday
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iam_yrt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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