Allow Pick up lines

The best Allow pick up lines

I thought smoking here is not allowed

Cuz you are smoking hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blackbird_on_weed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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I would take you to the movies

But no outside snacks allowed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filthyweeb2406
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like β€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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ykw? we muslim are allowed to marry 4

but i don't think, it's necessary cause you are already a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mattandhisdemons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HollowfiedNazgul
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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I'd take you to the movies

But they don't allow outside snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/swarley365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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I would bring you to the movies but..

They don't allow you to bring snacks ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dad_on_the_net
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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I wish i could take you to the cinema

but hot snacks from outside are not allowed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duel-shock514
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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There will be D in pretty

If you allow me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigdikvik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crafteacoffee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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I’d take you to the movies but

They don’t allow snacks in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GatorsareStrong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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I wanted to go see a movie with you

But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/W0LVS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Are you a girl with a working vagina?

Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/john_smith860
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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I would bring you to the movie theater

But they don't allow snacks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YaBoiMumen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Austin_Knauss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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anyone have any movie theater related ones?

already used the β€œthey dont allow outside snacks” one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petegaveglia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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We can't be together anymore

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AsimOmar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Id like to take you to the movies

but outside snacks aren’t allowed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doctor_726
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ry_Ryy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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I would take you to the movies but..

They don't allow snacks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegreatgamesby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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I’d let you take me to the movies.

But they don’t allow snaccs in πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IndvLostInTime
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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Hey Chiquita, are you a sex worker?

Because I will give you money if you allow me to have sex on you. Please. Please. Pleeeeeease.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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I'd take you out to the movies

But they don't allow me to take snacks. ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mangomcmon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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I was colorblind before I saw you.

Now I'm glad the universe is allowing me to see you as you are, bright and vibrant.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thenottoserious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here" Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking" You're welcome.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Real_Friendo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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