Kid Pick up lines

The best Kid pick up lines

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sacarkaji
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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im luring kids to my house with candy.

which do you prefer snickers or mms?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Are you an anti vax kid

Cause you are never getting old just like the kid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/frisguy1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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I feel like we could make some really cute kids

wanna practice?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SIothhhhhhhhhhhh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Damnn girl are you a school?

Cause i wanna shoot kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoTheDrafter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anonymous_H20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forsaken_Argument
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snlc1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Girl, are you a terrorist organisation?

Cuz you're me making me shoot kids
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cursed_platypus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl, are you a Pakistani school?

Cz I wanna shoot kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sushantvashisht
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/demon_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantfindusername10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Ayy girl, are you a blender?

because I want to put some kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TotallyNotMareCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wayfair_kid_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Hey, Are you a school?

Cause I want to shoot kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69pUssYmoGuL69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey, are you a school?

Because I want to shoot some kids inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/C_Greuel04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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Girl are you my kids..?

Cause I only see you once every two weeks and I want you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4L3Xvids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Hey girl are you an orphanage

Because I want to put unwanted kids in you πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolfxorix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cr4pStack93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Presdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JabrenThompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Aye girl, are you a school?

cause I wanna shoot kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/me3p-morp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Girl, are you my kids?

Cause I want to lose custody of you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4L3Xvids
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Damn girl are you a school?

because I want to shoot some kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/captaincat45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whiplashmusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Girl, are you an oven?

Because I want to put kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCommonCursed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Hey Girl are you school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pablo_chocobar_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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Damn girl, are you a van

Cuz, i wanna put some kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holywater_eyedrops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Hey girl are you a hot car?

Because I want to leave my kids in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Casualfy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey baby are you a Halloween costume?

Because id love to get inside you and scare some kids!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSalemWitch22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?

Just kidding but I like your smile
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redblackberry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Being with me is like kids with cancer

It never gets old.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fluke2win
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_guy1245
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Damn girl are you a Chinese Nike factory

Because I’m tryna put kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rogue_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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You should get braces

So can put some kids behind bars
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EatGarb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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(Not mine but) did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nopeonarope-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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Hey girl, are you a gorilla habitat enclosure?

Cause I wanna drop a kid in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codeklutch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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Are you and American highschool?

Because I want to shoot kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eddy98em
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Are you an American Public School

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BuDkaT309
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stampman1000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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