Carpet Pick up lines

The best Carpet pick up lines

Hey girl, are you my carpet?

Because I will always get you wet
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a magic carpet?

Because it feels like an adventure every time I'm with you
👤︎ u/aznburbz
📅︎ Dec 11
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
📅︎ Oct 21
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