Kids Pick up lines

The best Kids pick up lines

Your kids will be cute

But Y is silent.
👤︎ u/Sacarkaji
📅︎ Dec 09
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im luring kids to my house with candy.

which do you prefer snickers or mms?
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 22
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I feel like we could make some really cute kids

wanna practice?
👤︎ u/SIothhhhhhhhhhhh
📅︎ Sep 18
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Damnn girl are you a school?

Cause i wanna shoot kids inside you
👤︎ u/JoTheDrafter
📅︎ Feb 11
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You must be made of sour patch kids.

Because I could eat you until my tongue is raw.
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Aug 07
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Your kids are going to look cute af

But the y is silent
👤︎ u/Anonymous_H20
📅︎ Apr 02
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Hey girl, are you an American school?

Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.
👤︎ u/Forsaken_Argument
📅︎ Oct 27
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Aug 18
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I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare
👤︎ u/snlc1
📅︎ Oct 25
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Girl, are you a terrorist organisation?

Cuz you're me making me shoot kids
👤︎ u/cursed_platypus
📅︎ Dec 27
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Hey girl, are you a Pakistani school?

Cz I wanna shoot kids inside you.
👤︎ u/sushantvashisht
📅︎ Dec 24
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Call me a kids happy meal

Because I'm a choking hazard
👤︎ u/demon_shit
📅︎ Apr 15
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I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)
👤︎ u/cantfindusername10
📅︎ Mar 25
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Ayy girl, are you a blender?

because I want to put some kids in you.
👤︎ u/TotallyNotMareCow
📅︎ Dec 19
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Hey baby, are you an American high school ?

Because I want to shoot a load of kids inside you
👤︎ u/wayfair_kid_69
📅︎ Nov 24
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Hey, Are you a school?

Cause I want to shoot kids inside you.
👤︎ u/69pUssYmoGuL69
📅︎ Nov 17
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Hey, are you a school?

Because I want to shoot some kids inside you.
👤︎ u/C_Greuel04
📅︎ Dec 03
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Girl are you my kids..?

Cause I only see you once every two weeks and I want you
👤︎ u/4L3Xvids
📅︎ Mar 22
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Hey girl are you an orphanage

Because I want to put unwanted kids in you 😉
👤︎ u/wolfxorix
📅︎ Oct 25
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Hey girl, are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you

Don’t take this seriously plz
👤︎ u/Cr4pStack93
📅︎ Dec 04
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Hey girl, are you an American public school?

Because I want to shoot my kids up in you
👤︎ u/Presdog
📅︎ Sep 30
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Are you an orphanage?

Cause I wanna give you kids.
👤︎ u/JabrenThompson
📅︎ Oct 26
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Aye girl, are you a school?

cause I wanna shoot kids in you
👤︎ u/me3p-morp
📅︎ Nov 22
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Girl, are you my kids?

Cause I want to lose custody of you...
👤︎ u/4L3Xvids
📅︎ Dec 20
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Damn girl are you a school?

because I want to shoot some kids in you.
👤︎ u/captaincat45
📅︎ Sep 15
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
👤︎ u/whiplashmusic
📅︎ Oct 17
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Girl, are you an oven?

Because I want to put kids in you
👤︎ u/TheCommonCursed
📅︎ Aug 23
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Hey Girl are you school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you!!
👤︎ u/pablo_chocobar_
📅︎ Jun 29
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Damn girl, are you a van

Cuz, i wanna put some kids in you
👤︎ u/holywater_eyedrops
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl, are you an 1800s industrial revolution era factory, with poor labour laws?

Cause I wanna put some kids in you
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 28
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Hey girl, hope you like kids

Cause I'm about to turn your mouth into a daycare
👤︎ u/Duckuverymuch
📅︎ May 22
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Hey girl are you a hot car?

Because I want to leave my kids in you.
👤︎ u/Casualfy
📅︎ Aug 05
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Hey baby are you a Halloween costume?

Because id love to get inside you and scare some kids!
👤︎ u/TheSalemWitch22
📅︎ Aug 15
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Being with me is like kids with cancer

It never gets old.
👤︎ u/Fluke2win
📅︎ May 09
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Are you an American high school?

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside you
👤︎ u/mr_guy1245
📅︎ Jul 30
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Damn girl are you a Chinese Nike factory

Because I’m tryna put kids in you
👤︎ u/Rogue_6
📅︎ Jul 02
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You should get braces

So can put some kids behind bars
👤︎ u/EatGarb
📅︎ Jun 18
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Are you and American highschool?

Because I want to shoot kids in you
👤︎ u/eddy98em
📅︎ May 11
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Are you an American Public School

Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you
👤︎ u/BuDkaT309
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey baby, are you a factory before labor standards?

Because I wanna put a bunch of kids in you
👤︎ u/Stampman1000
📅︎ Mar 19
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