Occasionally Pick up lines

The best Occasionally pick up lines

How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
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📅︎ Apr 08
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
📅︎ Dec 20
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.
📅︎ Dec 06
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