Kong Pick up lines

The best Kong pick up lines

Are you a Hong Kong protestor?

Because I want to be your big spoon

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👤︎ u/grizzlypanda1

📅︎ Jan 19

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Hey girl are you a hong kong protester?

Because the thought of you being taken makes me nervous

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👤︎ u/reddernator

📅︎ Nov 21

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