Ladies Pick up lines

The best Ladies pick up lines

Do either of you ladies fancy...

Going halves on a bastard?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/angry-guru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaFuqk13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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this gets all the ladies

hey girl you come here often ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Airline_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Here's a good one for the ladies and time of year!

**Are you St. Nick?** *Cuz i want you goin' down my chimney tonight ;)*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ultimate_yikesss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Grandad: Hey ladies, there’s gonna be a storm tonight,

Ladies: omg how do you know? Grandad: Coz my joints are sore, but that won’t stop me moving for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NimbleDevil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful ladies house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marvel1sbetterthandc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Hey ladies, I heard your into confident men.

Well I’m confident I’ll die alone β™₯️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yourmomsbiggay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them. β€œLooking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!” AND β€œYou ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!” Change them up a little. For example: β€œYou are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.” If you really want to, you can add in a little β€œWhat is your secret?” After initial delivery Good luck boys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rin_de_TongNou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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You ought to get out of those dry clothes... you can slip into something wet. This one is more for the ladies to use.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MixSaffron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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And ladies out there,like this,one?

Hi,you seem like a girl who thoroughly enjoys Doritos..can I have your number?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AKAstevieEsCobar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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(Walks up to group of girls) hey ladies, you know how Steve Irwin died right?

Well no need to worry. I'm not aiming for your heart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickelbackFan2012
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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The sweetest pick up line you can do to your bf/gf

Tell someone to measure one side of their ear. Measure your ear too, then compare. The moment she realizes that you both formed a heart shape, she'll surely laugh. Ladies can also do this. Comment the result here. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeromeladan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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