Problem Pick up lines

The best Problem pick up lines

Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.
👤︎ u/piyush3218
📅︎ Oct 08
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I need help with a math problem...its x+u=35

I think x is 25 cause u are a 10 for sure
👤︎ u/_iliaskap_
📅︎ Nov 07
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I have always been a Problem child. Always in and out of troubles.

And you my lady sure look like good Trouble.
👤︎ u/Beg1thot
📅︎ Nov 16
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Can you help me with this problem? D + V = 69

I think my D and your V will surely make it to 69. ;)
👤︎ u/h971218
📅︎ Oct 09
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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Can you help me with this problem? It’s X+U=25

I think X must be 15 because U sure are a 10
👤︎ u/ThatRosi3Reddit
📅︎ Sep 10
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Can you help me with a problem? It's X+U=15

I think X is 5 because you are a 10
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 08
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Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?
👤︎ u/SicklyStudent2
📅︎ Mar 26
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Can you help me with a problem? It’s X+U=25

I think X is 15 because U are a 10
👤︎ u/ObamasJuulPod
📅︎ Sep 06
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Can u help me with this math problem? It's X+U=25.

I think X must be 15 bc U sure are a 10
👤︎ u/yaboiroyy_
📅︎ Feb 09
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Girl are you a Regex?

Solution to all my problems, but also the problem to the solution.
👤︎ u/Spanish-Philosopher
📅︎ Jan 24
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Can you help me with a problem? It's x + u = 15

I think x must be 5 cause u sure are a 10
👤︎ u/glidingadmiral
📅︎ Feb 02
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Damn girl, are you a therapist?

Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
👤︎ u/smallgroupofmangos
📅︎ Oct 17
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Can you help me with a problem? X + U = 25

I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10
👤︎ u/memesmemesmemes-
📅︎ Oct 12
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hey girl are you a regex?

cause you are the solution to all my problems, but also the problem to the solution.
👤︎ u/Akiooyo
📅︎ Dec 01
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Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?
👤︎ u/lolabugsabq
📅︎ Sep 25
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I have a problem with my calendar.

Something's missing from my calendar. A date with you.
👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Oct 10
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Hey girl, are you a feasible region?

Because you contain every possible solution to my problems.
👤︎ u/SummerSausage05
📅︎ Oct 24
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Excuse me miss? I seem to have a problem finding a phone number in my contacts.

(Girl) : which number? (Me) : your number
👤︎ u/grimlin20
📅︎ Sep 13
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Hey girl, are you gaumutra?

Because you are the solution to all my problems.
👤︎ u/HeyItsSushant
📅︎ Apr 03
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You- “ Hey I’ve got a problem can you help me out?” Her- “ Yeah sure what is it?” You- “ it’s algebra, X + U = 25 I think X is 15 cause U r a ten!”

First post please no toxicity
👤︎ u/YaBoyHotDog
📅︎ Jun 20
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Can you help me with this math problem it is X+U=25

I think X is 15 because U are definitely a 10
👤︎ u/M-T-G-indy
📅︎ Jun 16
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I’m really good at math

Give me your number, and I'll solve the missing variable problem in your life
👤︎ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
📅︎ Sep 16
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Are you an inequality problem?

Because ur>(my)x
👤︎ u/Yipyo20
📅︎ Dec 13
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Made a bet weather this would work or not(it's not mine I saw it on the internet, reddit will decide) comment and upvote if it works

Him:- I need help with a math problem Her:- sure Him:- solve for x Her:- ok Him:- if x= ur phone number, wht is x Her:- gives phone number*
👤︎ u/ThinnerLocket325
📅︎ Sep 08
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Ya know, I have a problem...

they say smart girls want to feel pretty and pretty girls want to feel smart, but you're solid on both aspects, so I just don't know what to do!
👤︎ u/Rambo7112
📅︎ Dec 26
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I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better. I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it
👤︎ u/Roundsquah
📅︎ Nov 17
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Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.
👤︎ u/N3verS0ft
📅︎ May 16
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Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems
👤︎ u/ToeSuckerUncleFucker
📅︎ Apr 03
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Hey girl, are you a math book

Cuz you’re full of fucking problems
👤︎ u/Straycat43
📅︎ Dec 16
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What’s long and hard?

Guessing your phone number , let’s collaborate on this problem .
👤︎ u/keefcheck24
📅︎ Jul 17
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Are you an eternal sleep?

Because you look like an answer to all of my problems
👤︎ u/Kiroslavius
📅︎ Feb 20
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Girl, do you know how to solve the three body problem?

I was hoping we could work out the relationship between you, me, and my penis.
👤︎ u/KuntaStillSingle
📅︎ Apr 09
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Hey girl are you redbull?

Because you make my heart hurt and make me think about my problems late at night.
👤︎ u/JermeyFisher
📅︎ Jan 18
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Are you good with computers by any chance?

Because I’ve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says “*Person’s* phone number”
👤︎ u/bhladczuk
📅︎ Nov 15
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For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu” “Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu” “I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem” “I don’t see you on here” 😏
👤︎ u/TFF_Torquejack
📅︎ Dec 15
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Girl are you the CEO of racism?

Coz you're gonna have to deal with a big black problem.
👤︎ u/Uneducated_melon
📅︎ Sep 18
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I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.
👤︎ u/TreyLastname
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hey girl, are you a math book?

Cuz you got a lot of problems
👤︎ u/bobthebiscuit127
📅︎ Nov 16
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Are you a motivational speaker?

Because I don’t have any problems wanting to do you. Edit: cause you make me want to do you.
👤︎ u/shaddock96
📅︎ Apr 04
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In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do. Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you. I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?
👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Apr 03
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
👤︎ u/RayAP19
📅︎ Nov 25
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If girl say i have a boyfriend

Got to a girl say you're looking pretty If she says thanks i have a boyfriend !!! .. tell her i didn't purpose you but it's really sad to know about your problem
👤︎ u/Iamviin
📅︎ Nov 05
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