Land Pick up lines

The best Land pick up lines

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 29
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Are you Native American land?

Because I want to manifest your destiny
👤︎ u/Math1Cats
📅︎ Jan 11
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Are you from the Netherlands?

Cause Amster- DAMN you look fine
👤︎ u/Erickotheharicot
📅︎ Jan 21
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 26
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Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway
👤︎ u/supergoku003
📅︎ Dec 25
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 30
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 30
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Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Dec 15
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Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.
👤︎ u/TheOmnipotentDude
📅︎ Dec 18
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Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it
👤︎ u/D1CKch0clate
📅︎ Apr 11
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Im like a land mine right now

If you touch me I’ll explode
👤︎ u/trigger135
📅︎ Apr 09
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Baby, might you be Dutch?

Because I'd like to see your Nether lands
👤︎ u/mukeniadub
📅︎ Apr 28
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
👤︎ u/B1gB0ng0s
📅︎ Apr 28
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Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!
👤︎ u/OpertunityFillups
📅︎ Nov 27
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I hope you're a lifeguard

Because I'm drowning in your eyes. (Recommend a blue eyes prerequisite for this to land)
👤︎ u/Fabled_Bear
📅︎ Mar 02
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did you fall from heaven?

cause you must have landed on your face
👤︎ u/Zendofrog
📅︎ Mar 28
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/BC00P3R
📅︎ Nov 25
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Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face
👤︎ u/Flaminsalamander
📅︎ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.
👤︎ u/tidaljunkie
📅︎ Feb 21
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Pickup line for the hottest girl I know, Nathalie?

I need a killer pickup line for a hottie i know. Her name is Nathalie. Need the best men in the land on this. Help me out guys!
👤︎ u/keeksies
📅︎ Apr 23
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