Think Pick up lines

The best Think pick up lines

If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Khukundi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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Roses are red today I think your pretty great

Today's my cake day we should make it a date
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mctoast2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Came up with this earlier, let me know what you think

Roses are red, The sky is very blue. who do i love the most? That would be you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dankmemelord234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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I think you've given me tinnitus

Because your voice rings in my head all day!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/camus179
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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I think something's in my eye...

No, it's just you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because youโ€™re annoying af
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Deejaywho78
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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I think you are the year 2021

Cause you are the one I was waiting for!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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The future after graduating uni is even darker! Do you think so?

I just feel so hopeless, lost because i couldnt get graduate jobs. Any advises please!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tramnguyen98
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hermes_the_bot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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If you are single in ten years and Iโ€™m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/garrethecarrott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doezitzmatter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Girl, I think youโ€™re REDDIT

Cause I have never been ignored this way ever!๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Haha i dont think shouldve thought of this but whatevs lmao

hey girl am i a serial killer cause i want to see you raped and dead in a ditch as you can tell this always gets the girls .......................whether they like it or not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jackimate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Hey I think youโ€™re making my asthma act up...

Because youโ€™re absolutely breathtaking!!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Isaiah_The_Native
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Hey, I think you have a fever...

...because you're hot as hell.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gruffle_888
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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Damn girl, I think I need a breathing tube

cuz your beauty is breathtaking
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Polish_Sniper_00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Hey girl I think you just made my wish come true

Cause all I want is this Christmas is you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mavvourneen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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I think Iโ€™m allergic to you

Whenever youโ€™re around, my dick starts to swell.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eristical
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N1ll3R5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?

Because I canโ€™t stop thinking of you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nousernamesbeleft
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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Hey girl... I think youโ€™re quite a hero...

Because I think youโ€™re just super... man :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zoutewafels
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Do you think it would hurt to fall from a vending machine?

Option 1: I knew you would know cause damn girl you a snack Option 2: Sorry I thought you would know cause damn girl you a snack (Yes it is dumb, yes it has worked, yes I am sad.)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PeepeepoopooXDXD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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If I get a flower every time I think of you, Iโ€™d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TawanMomo2001
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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I think I'm addicted to porn..

Can we fuck and see if I post this one too?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crumbs2k12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Do you think im a tv remote?

Cause you're pressing all my buttons
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/H3DG3Z
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 03
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The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on. Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jake20019
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Maโ€™am I think I must have schizophrenia...

Because I can not believe your beauty
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/snacklord0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra

She : yes. Why ? He : You think you can replace my x without asking y
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/arutprakash
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SaltyFishGo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 11
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Hey girl are you a Thot?

Because you're all I think about
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/samthiah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Let me tell you smth, If I asked everyone who thinks you are beatiful to stand up

The earth itself would stand up, and the order of the planets in the solar system would change. Your looks are definately dangerous girl.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RAON2812
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Hey you think your standards are low?

Well I can get them lower
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/24reinma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Excuse me, I think you dropped something...

It was your standards, Hello my name is _______
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fre-sha-va-cadoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21
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I think im a moonshiner

Cause baby you got jugs
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shmoe132
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Codz2112
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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Man, Iโ€™d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land thatโ€™s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yuh_best_dan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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I think I'm allergic to you...

Whenever you're around, my face becomes reddish
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Hold on, I think Iโ€™ve got something in my eye

Oh right, itโ€™s you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DieserBene
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AfricaToto93
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, what did the guy who served you chats say after seeing you?

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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I think I saw you in a Google search!

Her: For what? Beautiful Singles near me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tanstorm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later๐Ÿฅด" 5 get laid
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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I think we would make a good couple

we are like queen Elizabeth's life left never ending
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/easportshelp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Hey I was about to ask you for a lighter

But I think I found a Match
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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I may have below average IQ...

But I sure do think about you a lot ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R0n33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl i think i lost my virginity...

can i take yours?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlipknotFan22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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Girl is it a conspiracy I think you're cute...

...or does that just make me illuminaughty?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slimothyjames1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/boredinthrhouse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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Excuse me i think i dropped something....

My jaw.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kyleeeee456
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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I think I'm blanket, wanna know why?

Cause I wanna be in your bed and make you feel warm all over ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R0n33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Snoo_108
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elmonsfw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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I think I may be dyslexic...

Cause my Happiness starts with U
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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Can you help me with this problem? X + U = 25.

I think X must be 15 coz U sure are a 10.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/piyush3218
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/balonlon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/True_Flame
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kruziiksil
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

When I think of you, I play with my weiner
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jayraj77
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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I know we arenโ€™t socks...

But I think we make a great pair.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that-gay-thot1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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I think there's something wrong with my phone I geuss?

Cuz I don't have your number in it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CarsonZeke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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I think I need to visit an eye doctor

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_joshi_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl, are you a lobotomy?

Because you're the last thing I think of before I sleep.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Carpenter-Common
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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Do you ever think that all of this is just a fantasy, something created from our mind?

Beacause if this hypothesis is correct you're the best thing my fucking mind ever created
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stunning-Location-27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Your face reminds me of a wrench

Every time I think of it my nut tightens up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mario1504
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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I think I need a health insurance

Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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Do you know where the hospital is?

I think I hit my head after I fell for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hermes_the_bot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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I think i have seen you?

-where? -In my dreams :) G(OLD)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oma1r03
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think of you everyday
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FunnyMemeSpot-aid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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aye girl are u a banana

cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :) Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:) Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrinkBleach69420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Damn girl, are you Stan Lee?

Cuz I think you're Marvel-lous :)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheMysticSheep06
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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I think my Spotify's broken...

because I don't see you on the hottest singles.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Saint_Willy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sensei_pain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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