Land Pick up lines

The best Land pick up lines

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth…

Has never been in between your arms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Are you Native American land?

Because I want to manifest your destiny
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Math1Cats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Are you from the Netherlands?

Cause Amster- DAMN you look fine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Erickotheharicot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supergoku003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooneyshh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheOmnipotentDude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D1CKch0clate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Im like a land mine right now

If you touch me I’ll explode
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/trigger135
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Baby, might you be Dutch?

Because I'd like to see your Nether lands
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mukeniadub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B1gB0ng0s
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OpertunityFillups
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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I hope you're a lifeguard

Because I'm drowning in your eyes. (Recommend a blue eyes prerequisite for this to land)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fabled_Bear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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did you fall from heaven?

cause you must have landed on your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zendofrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BC00P3R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flaminsalamander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tidaljunkie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Pickup line for the hottest girl I know, Nathalie?

I need a killer pickup line for a hottie i know. Her name is Nathalie. Need the best men in the land on this. Help me out guys!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keeksies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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