Laptop Pick up lines

The best Laptop pick up lines

I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Sep 14
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
👤︎ u/FlightMan_71
📅︎ Jul 25
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you're very hot.
👤︎ u/DubstepAndTrap
📅︎ Aug 17
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.
👤︎ u/CorrectUseofSoap
📅︎ Apr 27
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Best response for Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and I'm getting nervous.

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👤︎ u/Desiree_Keto
📅︎ Nov 22
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Are you a damaged laptop battery

Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Oct 14
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Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop

And it is smokin
👤︎ u/DeedlesMcsteve
📅︎ Jun 13
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Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.
👤︎ u/Chemical_Taint
📅︎ Feb 27
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Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop?

Because you’re hot.
👤︎ u/OmgItzDJ
📅︎ Mar 07
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Hey baby are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous
👤︎ u/kylethe_techguy
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than my laptop after running Warframe
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Dec 26
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Girl, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

*drops microphone*
👤︎ u/tristanbacon1
📅︎ Aug 10
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Hey baby you're hotter

Than the bottom of my laptop
👤︎ u/justapenguin9724
📅︎ Sep 30
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is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

this app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
👤︎ u/WaterruDoing
📅︎ Oct 17
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