Large Pick up lines

The best Large pick up lines

Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
👤︎ u/VergilArcanis
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there 😉
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Apr 26
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
👤︎ u/MrEAnonymously
📅︎ Jul 19
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Are you a donator of large material transport vehicles?

Cause you're giving me a semi right now.
👤︎ u/SockPuppetSnake
📅︎ Sep 14
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Would you like to come see my large collection of heads ??

So that i can give you some
👤︎ u/RaZa12439
📅︎ Jul 26
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Hey girl, is your father a gardener?

Yes? So he taught you how to work with large pipes
👤︎ u/someweirdbanana
📅︎ Jul 20
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