Hardest Pick up lines

The best Hardest pick up lines

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another
📅︎ Mar 08
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How to approach girls at the gym?

I feel like picking up girls at the gym is the hardest thing to do, assuming most girls don't want to be bothered and can't hear you anyway with their headphones in. What is your move when trying to talk to girls at the gym?
👤︎ u/chinqyyy
📅︎ Nov 13
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I feel like we are both plates in a capacitor

Because I am attracted to you and I try my hardest not to discharge
📅︎ Feb 19
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I know this pickup might sound a bit humerus...

But when you're in the room, my femur is no longer the hardest bone in my body.
📅︎ Nov 21
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