Figured Pick up lines

The best Figured pick up lines

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?” Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Jun 03
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
👤︎ u/9inchSteve1
📅︎ Jul 30
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If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

\*after hearing his/her answer\* Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.
👤︎ u/LionwardKnight
📅︎ Aug 04
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! 👋🏻

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
👤︎ u/LegoFanNumber1
📅︎ May 18
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
👤︎ u/iamusuallyright102
📅︎ Feb 25
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Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.
👤︎ u/WulfTyger
📅︎ Nov 05
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” 😂 figured it fit here
👤︎ u/SND01X
📅︎ Oct 16
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Hey, girl do you have hypnothighs,

Because one look at you and I'm under your spell/command. Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.
👤︎ u/Jarzlopy
📅︎ Nov 22
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ May 23
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