Like Pick up lines

The best Like pick up lines

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
👤︎ u/Expensive_Session_92
📅︎ Feb 04
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I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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Do you like Minecraft?

Because I want to make your bedrock
👤︎ u/twilight4sword
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Because you turn my world upside down.
👤︎ u/lars_wit1331
📅︎ Jan 19
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
👤︎ u/BackAlleySurgeon
📅︎ Feb 19
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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Feb 17
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Feel like I made this one up maybe?

Hey girl trouble comes in 3s but I only cum in tens. What’re you doing later?
👤︎ u/ItsBrodie
📅︎ Feb 08
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I like my coffee like I like my women

Strong, sweet, and brown\~ >!Before ya'll call me out on being racist, I'm a brown dude as well aight?!<
👤︎ u/DavidTenebris
📅︎ Oct 22
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Do you like Minecraft?

Cause I'd love to explore your cavern.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 03
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
👤︎ u/vizzlemynizzle69
📅︎ Jan 02
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I like my women how I like my deer

Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Jan 09
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My love for you is like my diarrhea:

I can't keep it in
👤︎ u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw
📅︎ Feb 19
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I like my women how I like my coffee.

Whithout someone else's dick in it.
👤︎ u/origineleappeltaart
📅︎ Feb 15
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You make me feel like a leaf.

Because I’m always falling for you
👤︎ u/saberboi
📅︎ Nov 12
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Damn girl you make me feel like rocky balboa

Every time I see you I just wanna go to a butchers freezer and ruthlessly beat the fuck out of some meat
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.
👤︎ u/SchitneySmears
📅︎ Feb 19
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Do you like the Lego Movie?

Because when we get together, both of us are gonna ask: "Honey, where are my pants?"
👤︎ u/gdclique
📅︎ Feb 14
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My Love for You is Like Diarrhea

Because I can’t hold it in much longer.
👤︎ u/Chill_Samurai
📅︎ Feb 12
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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.
👤︎ u/Matijaa_
📅︎ Jan 31
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Do you like Mexican food?

Cause I’d love to put some sauce in your taco.
👤︎ u/TheDwarfInTheCube
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl am I the government? because I would like to have lots of "net taxes".

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck
👤︎ u/FartonUrCaKe
📅︎ Dec 27
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You're like a camel traversing through a beautiful desert.

always thirsty as hell.
👤︎ u/pandachi1445
📅︎ Feb 13
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I like my woman like I like my castle

Bouncy
👤︎ u/imnoweirdo
📅︎ Oct 28
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Do you like sandwiches?

cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
👤︎ u/AnalBarrage
📅︎ Feb 01
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You look like Campbell soup mmm mmm good

works every time.
👤︎ u/Scoobs247
📅︎ Jan 29
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If you don't like being wrong,

Swipe right!
👤︎ u/Izrezar
📅︎ Feb 09
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You make me feel like Jerry Springer

cuz I want you to be my final thot.
👤︎ u/human8ure
📅︎ Feb 06
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
👤︎ u/farlangben
📅︎ Jan 21
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Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
👤︎ u/adarsh0504
📅︎ Feb 15
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I have something Called ILHB disorder( I like hot blondes disorder)

It’s causing me to fall for you/ it’s causing me to fall in love with you
👤︎ u/2005Rogers
📅︎ Jan 31
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I like what I'm seeing

do you wanna make it happen?
👤︎ u/Hendokeshin1678
📅︎ Feb 07
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Hey, do you like communism?

Cause we could share a bed.
👤︎ u/idrisitogs
📅︎ Oct 17
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I like my women, how i like my laptops.

on my lap, turned on and virus free...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Sep 14
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I like my girl like my phone....

full of memes
👤︎ u/i_eat_rats_formemes
📅︎ Dec 01
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If she likes star wars...

Hey baby, yoda cutest in the quadrant. Adorable, you are.
👤︎ u/JoshSkilla
📅︎ Jan 23
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I'd like my salad and you..

In the same way every night Both undressed
👤︎ u/U2Grace
📅︎ Jan 07
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

cuz I'm kool and have aids
👤︎ u/SuperSpooker1337
📅︎ Jan 19
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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
👤︎ u/pastafallujah
📅︎ Jan 23
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Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
👤︎ u/Haroldinhoerinho
📅︎ Jan 18
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I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea Cause I’ll bust on your face
👤︎ u/Zaniac555555
📅︎ Dec 31
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
👤︎ u/glitch65434568
📅︎ Nov 17
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 15
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I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

Humor = You More
👤︎ u/KingExpertise
📅︎ Jan 06
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I feel like a storm is coming

cause im your lighting and your my mcqueen
👤︎ u/SnooRabbits6536
📅︎ Jan 21
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Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up
👤︎ u/stfupooki
📅︎ Jan 07
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You're like chicken noodle soup..

Cause you good on the eye
👤︎ u/Imnotcrunkimtyping
📅︎ Feb 02
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Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
👤︎ u/maddestgains
📅︎ Oct 06
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You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up
👤︎ u/charly-snarly
📅︎ Nov 27
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I heard you like calendars,

Would you like a date?
👤︎ u/hermes_the_bot
📅︎ Jan 10
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I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

Which would you like to taste first?
👤︎ u/WeShouldCuddle
📅︎ Jan 25
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I’m like a jolly rancher

Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.
👤︎ u/gingadaddy
📅︎ Sep 09
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What's the difference between a beautiful girl like you and sunglasses

The sunglasses sit a little higher.
👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Jan 04
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Are you Cyberpunk 2077?

Because I still like you despite all of your flaws
👤︎ u/sherlockgantan
📅︎ Jan 30
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I like my grapes how I like my men

With plenty of seeds in it and 25 at a time
👤︎ u/AngelTAQ
📅︎ Dec 02
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I’ve heard you like fitness

Can I fit this dick in your ass?
👤︎ u/SHARRlS
📅︎ Jan 12
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Maybe this sounds weird but you look like a punching bag

Cause id love to knock you up
👤︎ u/vix_nu
📅︎ Dec 20
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
👤︎ u/kahootmaster1
📅︎ Dec 12
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My love for you is like a truck, berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
👤︎ u/heyheynoneedtoshare
📅︎ Dec 27
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
👤︎ u/JbGamez04
📅︎ Nov 29
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I like my women how I like my tesla

Turned off when I'm not near, but turned on when I'm inside.
👤︎ u/JustBridging
📅︎ Aug 12
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Hey, do you like the hot or cold better?

Well, I like the heat better, although you probably already knew that since I'm talking to the hottest person here.
👤︎ u/Burritoismybunny
📅︎ Jan 01
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Roses are red, you look like good fun

If I give you a rose, will you finger my bum
👤︎ u/YodaShagsDarthVader
📅︎ Dec 14
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My love for you is like diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in
👤︎ u/allisongibson
📅︎ Dec 16
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I like my women how I like my laptops.

On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
👤︎ u/FlightMan_71
📅︎ Jul 25
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Do you like gardening?

How about you plant tulips on deez nuts
👤︎ u/lastlevel23
📅︎ Jan 01
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How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized
👤︎ u/Audmania
📅︎ Dec 26
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Hey baby do you like Star Wars?

Because I’d like to have a one night standalorian.
👤︎ u/Crow_Callsign
📅︎ Dec 14
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My love for you is like a Windows update

It goes on forever and ever
👤︎ u/Y5K77G
📅︎ Aug 26
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