Neutron Pick up lines

The best Neutron pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
👤︎ u/Esnardoo
📅︎ May 19
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Girl are you Jimmy Neutron

Cus we gotta blast
👤︎ u/hoppy886
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey girl you know why I'm a neutron?

Cuz i got unbelievable penetration power
👤︎ u/rahimwahid8
📅︎ Oct 09
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Hey baby, are you a neutron star?

'Cause you're super hot, just...^^^not ^^^very ^^^bright...
📅︎ Feb 22
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