Through Pick up lines

The best Through pick up lines

Last year I ran through a marathon

This year I'd like to run through you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adarsh0504
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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You're like a camel traversing through a beautiful desert.

always thirsty as hell.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pandachi1445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Damn mister sand man final came through

And brought me a dream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Are you a narrow valley between hills or mountains, typically with steep rocky walls and a stream running through it?

Because you're gorge-ous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sancuber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Works 99%, cuts through Bs.

Would you like to be my girlfriend?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CheekyBurgerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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(For girls to use on boys)

Hey you're looking sad today wanna hug Edit:I just woke up to so many notifications. Im still going through them
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

because dang boi you're pretty attractive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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You must be exhausted,

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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You're 70% water, and water can go through rock, right?

Well the tables have turned, and now this rock is going through you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FatHobo123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Garyeas87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Heyy girl are you a donut?

because I want to stick my dick right through you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codyybell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Letterkenny comes through

On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andrewjr98
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower?

Cause daaaaaaam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lisevijita
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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I was scrolling through reddit...

And it was showing me hot posts. But i didn't see you around
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toaster_G0D
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canorris_11902
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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I saw you running last night

Her: I wasn’t running last night You were running through my head all night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Current_Stud
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ja_Boi_0546
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ArtiiiNia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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You should probably take your hills off

Cause you’ve been running through my mind
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CreepyLicious
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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Do you generate electricity through hydropower?

Because DAM!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dal3k1742
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Hey are you an impostor?

Cos i would like to go through your vent
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoomingBoomer54
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Damn girl are you a female?

Because I feel the biological need to reproduce with you as the Norepinephrine testosterone Serotonin and Dopamine are racing through my brain. Making me feel the need to tell you I love you and Fuck you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poo_eyes1445
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

you know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/here4thaboobies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Damm, you looking sweet but do you wanna taste my vanilla extract

I was scrolling through here when I thought of this lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killmeIwillfeelbetta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Baby I know you’re feet must be tired..

Cause you been running through my mind ALL DAYYπŸ˜‹
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unknownposter_1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaryDiesInSeason4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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I left my keys at home

can you let me in through the back?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/broomy585
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Are you a cup of tea?

Because I couldnt stand going through the day without having you once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Parakeimenos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Girl are you a cell going through cytokinesis?

Cuz I’d really like to see that cleavage [furrow]
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlameenAlajeely
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jedy2200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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When a gamer girl is a virgin

Cuz I can get your through the tutorial pretty quickly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrIamNotFunny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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I think reddit is broken...

I was scrolling through hot and didn't see you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jaxta_2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Are you a fast food restaurant?

Because I wanna drive through you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Hey girl are you a noose

Cause I want to stick a head through you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notgre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Hey I'm sure you don't need cardio

Cuz you run through my mind every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rahimwahid8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/podolot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey Girl, I know you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I knows this pickup is really old but I still occasionally use it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ASUS54Noththecompany
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Damn girl are you ibuprofen?

Cause I really need you to help get me through the day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blayde_B208
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Roses are red. Violets are blue...

"Oh, honey (Ah-ah-ah) I'd walk through fire for you Just let me adore you Like it's the only thing I'll ever do"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Euphoric_Elixir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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You must be so tired.

Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dodo1090
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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Not to make it obvious that I like you or anything

But I'm really jealous of the FBI man that gets to watch you through your camera
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Casperly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Girl, I think I’m glass

Because you see right through me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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You must be exhausted

Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S2ilverEagle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Are you Game of Thrones?

Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamadityajain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShireToNYC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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Are you my senior year of high school?

Cause every night I had to sneak in through the backdoor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chocolatesereal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Are you sure you're not tired?

Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zulmii
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Hey are you a minecraft villager?

Because I want to put a sword through your head.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epicknight55
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShytTalkingScrub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Hey girl, are you a night club?

Cause I'm just tryin to get in the through the back door
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duckuverymuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeliphBlue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Hey girl are you a bullet?

Cuz' you're going to be the last thing going through my head tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XtremeAero426
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dovarc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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If I had a rose every time I thought about you,

I'd be walking through plains of roses for an eternity
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupremeCheat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mpascall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Zipline related pickup lines.

In a couple of weeks, I'm taking my love interest to do one of my favourite things: Ziplining. I'm a pretty unique and quirky person, so I thought "What better time to ask him out than while zooming through the skies?" So after brainstorming for a few days, I've come up with nothing. Help me, reddit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scepz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Good xmas line to tell your partner

Hey, if a fat man comes through your window and puts you in his bag, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brycep98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. It’s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say β€œhey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
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Is your ass an Einstein-Rosen bridge?

'Cause I wanna spray you down with exotic matter and travel through your hole.
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
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Hey gurl, have you seen my middle school bookbag?

Because its obvious through my actions that i am carrying some immature emotional baggage from my childhood
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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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