Messe Pick up lines

The best Messe pick up lines

Hey girl, did it hurt when you fell form heaven?

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImplodingElephant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! πŸ‘‹πŸ»

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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You hear that Russia spans across 11 time zones? That's messed up right?

Points to you if you enjoyed this. Additional points if you know what the last part is from.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radio910
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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You hear about pluto?

That's messed up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/langsley757
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05
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Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nonphotosynthetic_af
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey girl are you a bath?

Because i want to have a toaster with you. Damn i messed it up again
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CavoTheCat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Did you fall from heaven

Cause your face is pretty messed up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRoyalOrca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Violets are Red, Roses are Blue

Fuck I messed it up!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P4u53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?

... Cause that would explain why your face is so messed up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoppyOncrack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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