Michael Pick up lines

The best Michael pick up lines

This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey girl is your name Michael Cera?

Cuz you’re Superbad
📅︎ Oct 29
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Girl, are you Michael Jackson?

Cause i want you to beat it.
👤︎ u/vladius9512
📅︎ Feb 07
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.
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📅︎ Dec 24
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