Expecting Pick up lines

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Roses are red, violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/The_Squiddy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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I'm no weatherman but

You should climb into bed tonight expecting 7-10 inches only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes๐Ÿ˜.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lifesduff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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