On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
Wanna compare tan lines later tonight? 😉
disclaimer: Accidentally posted this on my Snapchat wall instead of sending it to my wife to flirt with her - results were interesting. See my tifu post.