Lunch Pick up lines

The best Lunch pick up lines

If your right leg is breakfast and your left leg is lunch

When can we get together for a brunch date?
👤︎ u/draaain
📅︎ Jan 07
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*while having dinner/lunch*

Me: hey there's something close to your lips She:* *wipes* * is it gone ? Me: nop She: * *wipes again* * now? Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......
👤︎ u/ASPRCSS
📅︎ Nov 22
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Corny but it worked on me!

(Usually best done around lunch time) * drop sugar packet * * tap girl on shoulder * "Hey, you dropped your name tag" and give her the suger 😎
👤︎ u/rashmichele
📅︎ May 31
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If your left legs breakfast, and your right legs dinner,

Then can I have some lunch?
👤︎ u/sauceyFella
📅︎ Feb 27
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Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job?

Hey hun, do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? No? You want to go to lunch tomorrow?
👤︎ u/MikeMcK83
📅︎ Sep 21
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Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?

No? Let's have lunch.
👤︎ u/Ikbenaanhetwerkhoor
📅︎ Jan 05
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
👤︎ u/smalldickfuckboy
📅︎ Apr 11
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Rant: on actuall using these lines

I keep seeing people asking for a "pickup line for someone named ____". Don't. Stop. You wanna know a good pickup line? "Hey, do you wanna go to lunch/go to dinner/get some coffee/see a game of roller derby with me?" So much better. Don't actually try to use the pickup lines on this sub. They won't work.
👤︎ u/lordberric
📅︎ Aug 14
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