Materi Pick up lines

The best Materi pick up lines

Idk if my shirt is made of boyfriend material or not...

But I'm pretty sure I'm cott-on you 🤪 - Day 16
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 20
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Hey girl, you can tell your folks we met at the fabric store...

...because I am totally boyfriend material.
👤︎ u/markstache
📅︎ Nov 07
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Are you a donator of large material transport vehicles?

Cause you're giving me a semi right now.
👤︎ u/SockPuppetSnake
📅︎ Sep 14
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My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material...

so you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!
👤︎ u/Melophobe-IP
📅︎ Apr 03
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Damn girl you’re stalker material, wanna get a drink?

No? Ok, see ya around...
👤︎ u/face-spunk
📅︎ Aug 03
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Do you know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.
👤︎ u/entropyconquers
📅︎ May 17
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Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Jan 24
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You know what this shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material
👤︎ u/Telum23
📅︎ May 14
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Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?

Girlfriend material.
👤︎ u/cyber_hooligan
📅︎ Jul 09
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What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...
👤︎ u/charlesathon
📅︎ May 22
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